"I feel like we’ve had to make do with what we’ve got, there are never any new parks popping up or anything. That’s where the DIY culture comes from."
The nostalgic sounds of the Ski Sunday theme tune mingle with the excited shouts of spectators, floating into the deep blue Yorkshire skies like the harbinger of some arcane rite as the longest powerslide contest sees the initiated wilfully sacrifice urethane to the sun god.